I am Doktormartini!  Call me Dok...Call me Martini...don't assume I drink Martini's...don't mispell my name as Dork like everyone...
<BR>Everytime you eat an egg, it's like eating a baby chicken.  So next time you eat an egg, think of a chicken! 
<BR>IM ME!
<BR>AIM:  doktormartiniM
<BR>Yahoo:  doktormartiniM
<BR>MSN:  doktormartini@hotmail.com
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<BR> <FONT SIZE="12">I GOTS TEH CABLE INTRAWEB NOW!!!11one </FONT>
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