I like the sound of two bricks banging together! I like to have conversations with people of intellectual superiority. I'd like to see John the Baptist impersonation of Graham Hill!
Is this profile any good? I decided to ask the man in the street. The first person was in fact a woman, and she said, "I'm not a man, you silly." The next person was a man, and said, "I'm not in a bloody street." And here's the next person's respone, "Well, me being a man in the street-- gwah!" because he was hit by a car.


Eraser Lady's Fate:
One day while she was sun tanning in the grass, and her son was mowing the lawn, her son ran her over. She screamed in pain, jumped up, and got hit my a car in the hip. She went to the doctor's office for surgery, and when they started to open her up, an earthquake hit, and the cut off her leg. She then limped outside where a rap battle was going on, and she said, "That song sucks!" and all of the rappers shot her up. She decided to walk home in the middle of the street after that, only to get hit by a bus. She was dragged for a while when the bus got into an accident, sending her flying into her house through the window, and got her eyes poked out by the glass. There were old ladies in her house at the time, quilting, and they split her skull open with their needles. She then decided to go up the stairs, and when she got to the top, she fell back down, and hit her head on the wall. Her husband then got home, saw a bunch of blood, and screamed "What the heck happened here!?" He then saw his wife, and said "Get out of the house, you bloody eraser!" When she went outside, she got shot up by the rappers again, and said "But I didn't say anything..." Then they skateboarded over her.

Shrek 3's Outline:
When Shrek and Fionna have a kid, Shrek looks at it and says, "Disgusting!" and throws it away. Crazy Bleed Man then finds it, chops it up, takes it home, cooks it, and eats it. He then dies of AIDS right when he's done. Shrek and Fiona find him, they eat him, get AIDS, and explode. Donkey starts to roll around in all of the guts, and then 100 ticks start sucking all of Donkey's blood, and the blood on him. They suck so much, they dehydrate Donkey to death, and die of AIDS. Puss in Boots decides to come by, and eat what ever he can of the exploded people, and then dies of AIDS. Then, an in-movie audience is shown crying, and they all get mauled by a bear. It shows their deaths in normal speed, and then again in slower and gorier detail.
Then it goes back in time, and Shrek keeps the kid, but the King says, "Oh, sick" and kill the baby. Shrek explodes because of this, literally, and then Fiona kills the King, who then gets killed by the Queen, who then kills herself. Then Crazy Bleed Man comes by, and dies because of AIDS. Donkey starts to roll around in everyone's blood, but gets bitten by 100 fleas, and dies of the bubonic plague, and the fleas die of food poisoning. Puss in Boots then comes by, and eats Shrek, but dies because he chocked on him. Then, an in-movie audience is shown crying, and they all get mauled by a bear. It shows their deaths in normal speed, and then again in slower and gorier detail, again.